Archive-name: Miscell/color.txt

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Archive-title: Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life





RED   Tend to be tigers in the sack.  They are easily aroused and

enjoy sex in every way imaginable.  Once the sexual spark is

lighted, it may take hours to extinguish.  When two Reds get

together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. 

Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should

beware!



YELLOW   If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are

complex and lean toward the adaptable.  The favorite color of

homosexuals is Yellow!  No don't panic - not everyone who wears

Yellow is gay.  In most cases the person will acquiesce to the

stronger partner's desires in a passive manner.  You will never

enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an

invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.



PURPLE   Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider

themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack.  Women sometimes

are the type who hate to muss their hair.  Men are business-like

in their approach to lovemaking.  In both sexes, Purple partners

are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's

gratification.



BLACK   Black color preferences point to Black sex.  These people

are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in

kinship.  They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually

masochistic or sadistic in nature.  They are moody people and

often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy

times.  Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer

the color Black.  And it is no coincidence that the uniform of

mobsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.



GREEN   Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their

approach to sex.  Women who love Green will make love like

virgins all of their life.  And a man may always be a trifle

clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way. 

Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate.  If chosen as a

mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.



PINK   Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in

sexual matters.  Women tend to tease; to promise more than they

intend to deliver.  In some cases, they flaunt their femininity -

but because they secretly hate men.  A great percentage of

prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink.  Men who

like Pink are philanderers and flirts.  They are the type who

will take three dates for the same evening and not keep one;

preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead.  Women whose

husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they

are deserted.  Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.



ORANGE   People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. 

The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in

which they are the star.  Foreplay is as important as the act of

love.  They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they

feel fits their image.  Orange people often do not experience

orgasm, but they put on a darn good act.  Men tend to pull their

partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners

back.  But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.



BROWN   If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right

mate.  Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep.  Sensitive to the

needs and desires of their partners.  Sex is a 24-hour a day

thing to them.  They can't say "I Love You" often enough. 

Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes

on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown.  They need lots

of time and privacy to make love.  But their emotions are such

that one harsh word could end the affair.



GRAY   The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. 

They can't get excited about anything - including colors - so

they choose a noncommittal shade.  Men who prefer Gray look at

sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing

less).  It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am.  Women who prefer Gray

don't make love, they have intercourse.  And for one of two

reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant.  They

count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over

with and done.  When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is

made in heaven.  But when teamed with another color, the Gray

spouse considers the color's infidelity a blessing.



BLUE   Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners.  They are

sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. 

They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is

elegant.  Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately

ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand.  Women

in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.  They are exciting

partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal waves

rather than fiery aggression.  Both men and women enjoy foreplay

and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. 

In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to

please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.



WHITE   If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems

dirty.  These people are puritanical in nature.  French kissing

is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of.  Women who

love White will undress beneath the covers.  Men will shower

before and after the sex act.  These people will use pet names

for their genitals.



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