Archive-name: 3plus/3sumfun.txt

Archive-author: Doc Holiday

Archive-title: Three's Definitely not a Crowd





I woke up at my usual time, with a dick harder than chinese

arithmetic.  I went to the bathroom hoping that that was all it

was, but of course after I finished it was still there,pointing

the way, forward,attack,and all other sorts of things that came

to mind. But being between lady friends I was left with only one

course of action, and remembering an old motto "Never waste a

good hard-on" I laid across the bed and proceed to jack-off. 

After about maybe  five minutes of good diligent hammer pumping

I was real close to finishing the problem once and for today, or

just maybe the morning, but just about there I heard one hell of

a racket coming from the patio across the way from mine, and

bang soft as a noodle. I got up and wondered to the sliding door

that led to my patio, forgetting for a moment that I was naked,

to see what or who was causing the commotion.



Across the way was a little blonde in a two piece swim suit that

left very little to the imagination, beating the shit out of her

sliding door. I walked into the door to get a better look at

that ass, wow, shaped like a heart and all of a sudden my

problem was back again.  Remembering my condition of undress I

pulled the drape in front of me and cracked the door to see if I

could hear just what she was saying. "you

mother-fucking-cocksucking piece of shit door" she was chanting

as she beat on the door with her fists.



"Ahhem" I tried to get her attention to no avail she just kept

kicking and cursing the door.  You having a problem I yelled

just as she stoped beating and cussing.



"Huh" she said as she wheeled quite startled and looking to see

where the voice had come from. "Who said that" "I did " this

time opening my door just a little more. "Oh" 



I didn't think any one was here but me and that's why I was so

upset I locked my self out. "Can I use your phone to call the

office to get another key?" she said as she walked toward my

door.   As she got closer I remembered I don't have a stitch of

clothing on. Now what? I could slam the door and run, I could

just stand there wrapped in the curtain or I could show her what

a real pervert is all about.  "Stop or wait a minute" I

stammered. as I did she stoped short and her tits bounced almost

out of her top. "Whats the matter" she questioned? "I don"t have

anything on" "So what" she said matter of factually "you don't

have any thing I have never seen before".  And she walked in I

said at least get me my robe from the bedroom. "Ok" she said as

she went into my room. Its on the chair I yelled "I see it" she

yelled back and returned to the room and tossed it to me. I

grabbed it and slipped it on and dropped the drape. "I liked the

drape better as she picked up the phone and dialed the office.



"Shit" came from the kitchen where the phone in all of these

units is located. "Whats the matter?" I asked."Nobody is

answering at the office." Well I said it is a holiday and it is

after 12:00 and that's about the time they usually split on

saturdays and holidays" "Yea I know but I was hoping that maybe

someone was still there,SHIT" now what?  "I could see if I can

get in,if you give me a few minutes to get dressed." I stated

not very reassuringly.



"Piss on it, OH by the way I'm Carol"  "Hi I'm Barry, your new

here arn't you?" "Yes I just finished moving in on thursday and

was really looking forward to catching some rays today with

absolutely nothing to do but bake my ass."



"Nice ass to bake" I thought out-loud. Thanks she said almost

materafactely.  "What the fuck am I going to do?" she said more

as a statement than a question. "Have you eaten yet?" No she

replied "Good let me get dressed and I'll fix some of my world

famous eggs benedict, ok" "Ok to the eggs but don"t bother to

get dressed on my account I like a man to run around in a robe

on his day off." "Ok but I think I better put something on under

this anyway." "If I hadn't come over what would you have been

doing right now?" "You don't want to know it's not a pretty site

or rather thought."  "Let me guess" she said almost teasingly.

"Ok, but I doubt that you will be correct, I said knowing that

even if she was I wouldn't admit what I was doing when she

interrupted me.



"Lets see" she said striking a mystic type pose"I see a darkened

room and why I see a guy pounding his meat and wow it's a nice

cock just the kind I like to suck." she said with a very sly

grin, on her face as she reached over and grabbed my cock.

"Wa,ah, How did you know and just what the fuck are you doing?"



"I want to finish what I interrupted,Silly I was watching you

through the window and I thought that that was to good a hard on

to waist on Mary Palm and her five sisters, so  that's why I

started banging on the door, hoping that I would get your

attention and that I wasen't to late to get some of that super

hard cock you were trying to strangle." While she was talking I

was getting hard as a rock and she didn't help matters because

as she talked she had undone the top to her swim suit and now I

was looking at the nicest set of tits I have seen in a long

time. "Like em ?" You can play with them if you like and as she

said that she thrust her jugs into my face and I grabbed one

nipple between my lips and began to suck "Oh fuck that feels

great" she moaned as she reached under my robe and stroked my

rock hard cock."And so does that." I moaned.  She dropped to her

knees and took my cock in her lips and applied a little suction

to the head, as she moved her head in an up and down motion.



"You better stop that unless you want a mouthful" I grunted as I

felt the cum starting to build up in the rear of my balls, ready

to splash into her mouth. She removed her mouth and stood up

looking me in the eye removed the rest of her swim suit to

reveal the bushiest cunt that I have ever seen! As I stood there

and starred she rubbed and stroked her already wet slit and

fingered her engorged clit.  "Let"s go into the bedroom" I

grunted as she continued to fingerfuck her cunt. "Ok" she sighed

And followed me into the room.



In the bedroom she laid across the bed with her legs spread and

her pussy winking at me as she continued to rub and play with it

ever so often letting her finger dip into her cunt and letting

out a little moan as she hit her G spot ether on the in or out

stroke.  I dropped my robe and joined her on the bed, my cock by

now was at the point of no return and there was a little dollop

of pre-cum glowing on the tip.  She looked at my cock and

quickly took it between her lips and slurped the droplet with

her tongue and made a face while saying how good it tasted.



I made a dive for her cunt and buried my face in her pussy until

I thought she was going to take my entire head into her slit

which was moist an very tasty as I grabbed her clit between my

teeth and nibbled gently as she arched her back and let out a

scream as my mouth was filled with her cunt juice as she came

like a waterfall.  "Oh shit!! put your cock in me now I need to

feel it I need fucked and fucked hard". I of course was ready to

respond and I slowly entered her juicy cunt with just the tip of

my cock slowly until just the head was buried up to the ridge. 



"Oh you motherfucker she moaned give me the whole thing I want

to feel you hit bottom."  I slowly drew my cock out until I felt

the lips of her cunt start to grip the end of my cock, then I

pushed it back in till I felt the same lips grip the ridge of my

cock.  "Please don"t tease me" she said almost crying in exstacy,

"Put your cock the whole way in."  I continued to do the slow

fuck with just the head of my cock until I felt her start to

cum, then I plunged the entire length of my cock in to her super

hot pussy, as I did several things happened, she came and it

felt as though I had put my cock into a vice as she clamped down

hard with her pussy muscles and I hit bottom, something I had

only done one time before with a different woman, a long time

ago. I continued to pump her and noticed something real strange

her cunt seemed to get deeper and tighter, then I realized that

I had entered her uterus and was for the first time having a

true deep fuck, something that I had only read about and thought

my cock was too short to pull off.  She continued to moan and

thrust her hips as I pumped her twat in a slow steady movement.

"Don't cum inside me she squealed I want to taste it ,cum in my

mouth, pleasssee."  I didn't know if I could hold it long enough

to get out of her cunt and into her mouth,but,I was going to

try. I slowly exited her cunt and rolled on my back, beside her

on the bed, my cock was pointing toward the roof and I felt that

if a fly flew past I would shoot cum to the moon. I raised to my

knees and let my balls rest between her tits and the head of my

cock brushed her waiting lips which opened to receive my swollen

cock.        



She raised her head and took my cock into her mouth and applied

suction to it an I felt her throat start to give the head that

swallowing feeling, she was deep-throating my cock, granted it's

not that long but by now her nose was buried in my pubic hair

and my cock was down her throat, and she continued to suck for

all she was worth.  I felt as though my balls were going to

blow-up. I told her that I was going to cum, and she only sucked

harder and faster. When I did let go I thought that that I would

never stop I came like I never have before I shot and shot until

I noticed cum seeping out the corners of her mouth and running

down on to my balls.  She never missed a drop and still

swallowed greedily until I stoped cumming and let out a sigh of

pleasure.  She rose to one elbow and let my cock slip out from

between her lips.  As she did a drop of cum glistened on her

lips and fell to my stomach, which she quickly licked up.





As I laid there spent she showed that this was going to be a

long afternoon.  Before I knew it she was busily licking my cock

and balls clean of every drop of cum in sight.  She laid back an

looked me in the eye and said "Damn that was good, but we're not

done yet, unless you want to stop" What could I say "No I can

last as long as you can but it will take me slightly longer to

come back."  "No problem I can amuse myself and you too" she

smiled and I wondered just what the fuck she had in mind.      

We laid there for several minutes and I was just enjoying the

after glow of good sex, when I felt her moving on the bed and

then I felt her hair brushing my leg as she dropped between my

legs and started to lick my balls and push my sack in and out

with her tongue, as she did this she pushed my legs back and her

tongue dropped to my ass hole and I felt her tongue toying with

my sphincter as she tried to push the tip in.  



"Oh christ I never had a woman tongue my ass before" I moaned as

she continued to tongue fuck my ass hole. She looked up at me

and suggested that we take a shower to recharge our batteries an

so she could show me something else that she liked.  We got up

and walked toward the bathroom I looked at her and said "I have

to use the facilities first" "You going to piss?" Carol asked in

a strange sort of way. "Yea, why" I replied "Don't just hold it

until we're in the shower I love to see a man taking a piss" she

replied. "Ok" I replied what ever  turns you on.        



Carol fussed with the water controls as I sat on the toilet and

looked at her cunt and ass hole winking at me. "Ah, just right"

she cooed and stepped into the tub, "come on in and join me." I

stepped into the shower and felt the warm water splash over my

chest and run down my cock and balls, "Boy, that almost feels as

good as sex," I laughed and reached for the soap and was stoped

in mid reach by Carol as she said "Let me" and took the soap and

worked a lather between her hands and started to soap up my

chest and then started to work lower, by now I had a combination

piss and sex hard-on and Carol was soaping it up for all she was

worth. "I got to piss," I said through half open lips as she

continued to rub and lather my cock and balls.  "Ok," Carol said

"let it go, I'll aim." She giggled as she took a firm hold of my

cock and I felt the piss start to flow from my bladder. Suddenly

Carol dropped to her knees in front of me and directed the

golden stream over her tits and onto her face and open mouth,

letting the piss fill up her mouth and run down her chin and on

to her tits. She then squeezed my cock and cut of the stream,

now you all know what that feels like I thought that I was going

to explode. "Carol, Holy Hell that feels like I'm going to

explode." She didn't say a word, she just squatted in such a way

that her cunt was pointing toward me an she let go of the

pressure on my cock and the piss started to flow right on and

into her cunt hole and pussy hair. I don't think I have ever

taken a longer piss but the longer I pissed the more she moaned

and seemed to cum over and over again.  When it slowed to a

dribble she took my cock into her mouth and swallowed the last

drops of piss that flowed from my bladder.  "I love golden

showers almost as much as I love to fuck" Carol said in an

almost apologetic sounding voice. "Hey, like I said what ever

turns you on." "Have you ever seen a pussy pissing?"she asked



"No, why?" I asked in a questioning sort of way. "Well I gota

piss and well here it comes" she no sooner finished that

statement and I felt a warm stream of fluid hit my leg I looked

down and watched as she pulled her pussy open to give me a good

look at her pussy pouring piss out in a stream that any man

would be proud of.  We then soaped each other up and payed close

attention to the special parts that we each enjoyed to lather

and wash.      



After letting the hot water run cold we decided it was time to

get out of the shower and dry off. I had some of those big

fluffy bath sheets and I got two out for us.  Carol took the

towel and draped it around her shoulders and too the other one

and started to dry me off, as she did she knelt in front of me

to dry my legs and took my cock into her mouth and sucked me

hard as she dried me off. Thinking turn about was only fair I

took her towel and proceeded to dry her off when I got to her

tits I took each nipple in turn into my mouth and gave each one

a little suck as I dried her stomach and started to go lower

toward her pussy. To dry her legs I knelt at her feet and

started to dry the back of her legs as I did I drew her cunt

closer to me and plunged my tongue into her waiting hole. She

climaxed almost the instant my tongue brushed her clit, and

pussy juice flowed into my mouth and dribbled down my chin.

"Boy, you're a sloppy eater."she giggled as she licked the

juices from my chin, "I almost taste as good as you." I knelt

back down and turned her around to dry her back as I did her ass

cheeks brushed my face and I couldn't resist the cheek to cheek

reference, which was met with a groan. I proceeded to dry her

back and legs and as I did I stuck my tongue up her ass hole

which caused a wiggle and squeal as I continued to dry her legs

and tongue fuck her ass hole.        



We continued to play and grab and tease until we both deceived

that we were hungry I offered to fix something to eat, Carol

made a crack about having all she need to eat right here as she

squeezed my cock and fondled my balls. I said food and she

pouted and said "Oh" "What do you feel like eating" I asked

"Pizza" she replied "Ok" I call Pizza Hut and have them deliver

one. Wrapped in bath sheets we went into the living room and I

turned on the tube and we watched MTV while waiting for the

pizza to arrive.  After some kissing, groping, and generally

enjoying each other we continue to watch TV and just relax. 

About 20 minutes go by when I notice a car pull up in front of

my building and a little brunette got out and reached into the

back seat and pulled out a pizza box and started up the walk to

the front door.  Carol looked at me smiled and said "I'll answer

the door, you sit here" she said pointing toward the recliner

that's just across from the door. I did, not quite knowing what

she had in mind, what she said, as I sat down she arranged my

towel so that my cock and balls were exposed and very visible

from the front door.  The bell rang and Carol walked toward it

and as she walked I noticed that she was adjusting her towel so

that her tities were not quite covered.  She opened the door and

the pizza girl said "$12.95" not looking up from the box she was

holding.  "Ok" Carol said "Come in while I get the money." The

girl for the first time looked up saw Carol's tits, she wasn"t

sure what to do or where to look as she stepped into the room,

she now saw me sitting on the chair with my cock hanging out.

Her eyes darted from Carol to me and back to Carol again. Carol

turned and walked into the bedroom to get the money, I looked at

the now slightly blushing pizza girl and said "Hi, hot isn't

it?" "Ah, yea," she said, Again not sure were to put her eyes. 

"Oh Fuck," Carol called from the bedroom, "Barry, do you have

anything smaller than a 50?" "Look in my pants, Carol." I yelled

back.  I could tell that by now the delivery girl was really

starting to get nervous. Carol came strolling out of the bedroom

this time both her tits and cunt were on full display as she

walked toward the girl.  Pizza girl seemed a little more at ease

as Carol walked toward her with a $20 dollar bill in her hand. 

"What's your name Hon?" Carol asked "Noreen" she answered as

Carol handed her the 20  and told her to keep the change. Noreen

looked at Carol then at me and my now very obvious hard on,

smiled and said "Thanks"  As she turned to leave, Carol reached

out and cupped Noreen's left tit in her hand and gave it a

little squeeze.  Noreen didn't say a word but reached down and

placed her hand on Carol's cunt.  They both giggled and Noreen

said "I have to get back to the store, but, I get off work in

about 45 minutes can I come back?"  Carol looked at me and we

both said almost in unison  "Sure, come back."  After Noreen

left, Carol and I devoured the pizza and drank a few beers. 

"Carol," I asked "How did you know that little pussy from Pizza

Hut would be so receptive to your advances?"  "Easy," She

started,"When she looked up from the pizza box, and saw my tits

looking back at her, I noticed her nipples got, almost

instantly, hard and when I came out of the bedroom with it all

hanging out, her shorts were damp in the crotch, along with even

harder nipples. "Also" she continued, "She kept looking at your

equipment as she tried to hide were her eyes were."  "Pretty

observant, Carol." I complemented her.  "Well in my work you got

to be." Carol said  "Oh, yea by the way what do you do?" I

asked. "I'm a city detective." she said mater of factually. 



"Your a cop?" I questioned  "Yea, 12 years this November. she

continued "I was just transferred to this district from

downtown."  "Wow" the words left me through my teeth, "A

detective, I never fucked a cop before."  We both started to

laugh and I rolled of the couch on to the floor an pulled her on

top of me as we continued  to laugh and kiss  and hold each

other in an embrace from "From Here to Eternity" beach scene. As

we rolled around on the floor our towels seemed to have a mind

of there own and shortly we both were naked, and I had my face

buried in Carol's pussy licking and sucking for all that I was

worth.  She returned the favor by assuming the classic 69

position with her on top and me very deeply down her throat. I

continued to lick and suck her clit until I felt her cunt juice

start to flow.  We broke apart and I rolled her over on to her

stomach and laid on her back with my cock between the cheeks of

her ass.  I started to hump her  ass and she responded by

rubbing her pussy on the carpet.  Carol lifted her ass up in the

doggie position, with her cunt glistening with fuck me juice.  I

kneeled behind her and stuck my cock to the hilt in her waiting

and ready cunt. "God you fuck good." Carol sighed, As she moved

her hips in  time with my cock strokes.  I pulled my cock out of

her cunt and looked down at it it was dripping with Carol's

juices.  All of a sudden a idea flashed through my mind and I

guided my engorged organ to the entrance of her ass hole. "Oh,

yea." she grunted "Fuck me up the ass."  I started to enter her

ass hole and felt a tightness like I had never felt with my cock

before. Slowly I drove my cock in to her waiting ass this was

tighter that any cunt I had ever fucked.  In and out, as I

fucked her  ass hole I reached under her and flicked her clit

with my fingers. "I'm going to cum!" Carol screamed and her

whole body seemed to shutter and spasm, as I increased the speed

of my strokes until I felt that old feeling in my balls. "Me

too!!" I replied as I felt the first shot of cum leave me and

enter her ass. "Keep it up, don't stop,"  "I never felt any

thing so hot," she cried as we both collapsed in a heap on top

of each other.  Heaving a large sigh Carol looked at me and said

"I never did that before, but that will not be the last time."

"Wow, now I need a shower.       



We got up and started toward the bathroom, when, a knock came at

the door.  "I'll get it" I said as we both grabbed for the

towels that lay on the floor.  I went to the door and looked

through the peep hole and said "Who is it?"  The voice and the

distorted face through the door said "Noreen"  "Just a minute 

Hon," I said as I tried to adjust my towel and then thought why,

and opened the door. Noreen smiled and walked inside, looking

first to me and then to Carol, who was still laying on the floor

half covered with her towel. "Hi" she said "Told you I'd be

back."  Noreen was about 5'4" dark complected and fully built a

direct contract to Carol's blonde sveltness, she was dressed as

most collage girls dress cutoffs and a elastic halter that we

always called a boob tube. Her dark brown almost black hair fell

to almost her shoulder and the top showed off the fact that

although her tits weren't as large as Carol's they were ample

and the nipples were jutting out proudly.  She grinned and said

"Did I miss anything?" We both looked at her and laughed Carol

smiled and said "Only my initiation into the wonderful world of

ass fucking."  "We were just going to take a shower, make your

self comfortable, we'll only be a few minutes." Noreen smiled

and asked "Can I join you, after work that damn flour gets

everywhere and I feel grungy"  "Sure" we both said, "The more

the merrier."   The three of us walked toward the bathroom Carol

and I nude and Noreen still dressed but quickly in the process

of joining us. Once in the bathroom  I sat on the toilet as

Carol fiddled with the water controls her ass and pussy stuck up

in the air tits hanging. Noreen proceeded to remove her top and

unleash a very nice set of tities, dark brown circles the size

of silver dollars crowned by thimble sized nipples, hard as

rocks.  My cock sprang to attention as I watch her massage her

nipples with her thumb and fore finger, "Wow that feels good, I

hate clothes." she murmured semi erotically. Carol had the water

fixed to her liking and turned to watch the impromptu strip show

as she did I noticed her nipples were also becoming very hard

and the signs of cunt juice flowing was on the inside of her

legs. She reached over and gave my cock a little squeeze and

smiled.  Noreen unbuttoned the top of her cutoffs and slowly

started the zipper on its downward journey until they fell to

her feet an she stood there in just a pair of very skimpy

panties.  She hooked her fingers into the waist band and sort of

rolled them down her hips, as she did she turned to show her ass

to the both of us. As the panties fell to the floor around her

ankles she bent over to remove them, jutting her ass into the

air and giving us a framed view of her ass hole and cunt lips

which were by this time very wet. She turned around with a smile

on her face, she massaged her pussy and darted a finger into her

cunt.  Her pussy was no disappointment clipped very short and

tapered into an almost perfect triangle, it was black as  night.

 She walked over to Carol and I, "What do you guys think?" we

didn't say a word I reached for her pussy and Carol bent over

and latched a nipple between her lips. Noreen let out a moan as

I buried my face between her legs and flipped her clit with my

tongue. Carol continued to suck her tits first one then the

other.  Noreen responded by putting both hands to work, one in

Carol's cunt, the other around my cock, stroking ever so slowly.

 We kept this up until I tasted cunt cum and she started to buck

her hips, Carol at this point said "I want some of her cum too."

So being the perfect gentleman I let the lady suck cunt.  Noreen

continued to cum for what seemed a long time as Carol's tongue

worked over her young pussy.  I dropped my attentions to Carol

and had my cock firmly impaled in her cunt, stroking in and out

in time with her tongue impaling of Noreen.  Noreen saw what I

was doing and moaned "Don't cum in her, cum in my face." Carol

agreed but said "Cum in both of our faces."  " I cumming" I

groined and both girls were at my feet at once, faces upturned

and mouths open. I don't think I have ever cum as hard or as

long as I did then, the site of these two sweet young faces

wanting my jism on them was almost more than I could take, the

first shot went into the air and landed on Noreen's cheek, the

second hit Carol almost right in the mouth, she gulped and

swallowed quickly.  The more I came the stranger it became

dollops of cum were on both girls foreheads, in there hair and

running down there cheeks.  I fell to the toilet and watched as

the two girls licked my cum from each others face and tities,

were it had dripped, during the ejaculation.  Both were smiling

and content as they licked and sucked each other trying to have

as much of my cum as possible, this continued until the licking

stoped and kissing replaced it.  I watched as they exchanged

tongues and caressed, and as quickly as it started it stoped and

they were tonguing my cock and balls for any remaining specks of

cum.    



"Wow, I really need that shower now," I said looking at the two

as they continued to clean my cock and balls.  "Yea, that's a

good idea." they both agreed as the three of us got into the

shower stall.  "Noreen," Carol said "Let me show you something,"

as she took my limp cock in her hand and started to rub it with

soap---- But then  that's another story for another day.



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